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Like I said, details everywhere. Eye candy for the visually stimulated.







Making our way through taxi-land as we head for the Beyoğlu district.



























I suppose if you drank too much raki, the world might look like this.

Just how is it done? First, know your 360. Take a quick glance around to locate where you place your feet, the toilet paper, something sturdy you can use for balance maybe. Next, secure your feet on either side of the hole and squat like a baseball catcher over the hole. Gather your drawers and get them out of the line of fire. Relax your plumbing until empty. Clean yourself. Dispose of the paper, usually into the near-by trash can. Flush using the Western style flusher or pour water down the hole from the near-by bucket/ladle combo. Easy, huh? But let me give you some additional advice using Newton's Laws of Motion.
First law:
"A body persists in a state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force." We're taking about inertia here. And inertia will get you big time if you aren't properly balanced. If you don't have your stance secured, you might tip. If you tip, you will not stop tipping unless you are acted upon by catching yourself or, gross me out, the floor. Either way, it's pretty icky considering you are in a bathroom. Now, I have to admit that using the squatty on the train was easier than using the toilet. Once down in position, you could ride the rails along with the train almost like snow-boarding. I thought it was much more challenging to try to sit my butt down squarely on the toilet on the moving train. That higher center of gravity really threw me off balance.
Second law:
"Force equals mass times acceleration: the net force on an object is equal to the mass of the object multiplied by its acceleration." So, if you fail to really get your squat on (get down low), the force by which your deposit will hit your pants or your shoes or the foot rest, equals the mass of your deposit times how fast you are depositing it. Think about that.
Third law:
"To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." For Newton's last law, let's get out of the bathroom and step into your comfort zone. Inside your comfort zone you do not want to use the squatty-potty. It looks hard, it looks gross, it looks unusual. Maybe, maybe, and maybe. But most of the world uses a squatty or some form of a squatty. So it couldn't be that hard, that gross, or that unusual. Try it. Try it once is all I ask. Try anything at least once. It's like travel in general. Get out there and see it, talk to it, smell it, taste it, hear it, sleep it, eat it, remember it, share it. Step outside your comfort zone and try the squatty. Oh, yeah, the third law of motion - your unwillingness to try the squatty (or any new thing) is your action and for it there is an equal and opposite reaction - the pressure on your bladder or the shrinking of your comfort zone.

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